25 things blondes say during sex!  

Apollorising2057 57M  
1976 posts
2/14/2018 7:47 am
25 things blondes say during sex!




25 things blondes say during sex


I married a blonde and my wife says the funniest things during sex:



1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. But whipped cream makes me break out.
5. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
6. I accept Visa?
7. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
8. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!
9. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober...
10. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
11. This would be more fun with a few more people.
12. You're almost as good as my ex!
13. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
14. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
15. No, really... I do this part better myself!
16. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
17. I think you have it on backwards.
18. When is this supposed to feel good?
19. You're good enough to do this for a living!
20. Is that blood on the headboard?
21. Did I remember to take my pill?
22. That leak better be from the waterbed!
23. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
24. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
25. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.






25 things blondes say during sex


Apollorising2057 57M  
2804 posts
2/17/2018 3:39 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    Is that your finger or your dick?
Dick!


Apollorising2057 57M  
2804 posts
2/17/2018 3:38 pm

    Quoting author51:
    They do say Blonds have more fun......lol.Those were too funny honey....xo
I am tall dark and handsome and my wife is the blonde so I have to be careful not to be too tough!


Apollorising2057 57M  
2804 posts
2/17/2018 3:37 pm

We are all blog friends, why?


rick315875 59M
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2/16/2018 7:15 am

Is that your finger or your dick?


author51 55F  
51038 posts
2/15/2018 12:55 am

They do say Blonds have more fun......lol.Those were too funny honey....xo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


CleavageFan4U 61M  
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2/14/2018 4:38 pm

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Apollorising2057 57M  
2804 posts
2/14/2018 11:58 am

I do not for the life of me understand blonde girls!


Apollorising2057 57M  
2804 posts
2/14/2018 11:39 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    These are all great sayings..
Happy Valentines day sexy!{=}


Tmptrzz 55F  
40519 posts
2/14/2018 10:19 am

These are all great sayings..

Tmptrzz


Apollorising2057 57M  
2804 posts
2/14/2018 8:55 am

I am having wine today!


Apollorising2057 57M  
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2/14/2018 8:54 am

Thanks!


Bunnysyummy2 57F  
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2/14/2018 8:15 am

omg lol

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9inchwarmer 45M
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2/14/2018 8:02 am

That is funny!


Apollorising2057 57M  
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2/14/2018 7:50 am

Have a funny Wednesday everyone!


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