The and the bungee chord
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:13 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2009 2:26 am
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Q.) What does a and a bungee chord have in commen?
A.) Their both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks you’re dead.
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blowjob
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:13 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.
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Hand Job at the Show
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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A guy and his girl were watching a live musical when he convinced her to give him a hand job. She did and ended up with a handful. "What am I supposed to do with this?", she asked. "Just flick it down into the orchestra", he said. So she did and the gob hit the second violinist in the eye. He turned to the first violinist and said, "Christ, somebody just hit me in the eye with a fuck." The first violinist replied, "I’m not surprised, you’ve been playing like a cunt all night."
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The sad life of a penis
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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i only have one eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an arse hole, my best friends a cunt, and my owners a wanker.
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Woman to God
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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A woman suddenly met God and asked him: "Lord, why didn’t you make penis pretty?"
The God replied, "even when i have not made it pretty, you are sucking it. So I am afraid that if I make it pretty, you may eat it".
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how much?
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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Q: the average breast weighs 2 pounds how much does the average pussy weigh?
A: well go step on a scale and let me know!!
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Hung Like a
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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A and a chicken are playing outside of the barn. The falls in quicksand and says "quick chicken, go in the barn and get the Harley Davidson Motorcycle and pull me out."
Surly enough the chicken got the bike and attached a rope to the end and threw the other end to the , reVved the engine , and pulled out the .
Moments later, the chicken fell into the quicksand.
The (too big for the bike) dangled his dick in front of the chicken and said "quick grab my dick and i will pull you out!"
It worked, the and the chicken were overjoyed with this accomplishment and they lived happily ever after
What is the moral in this story?
"If your hung like a , you don’t need a Harley to pick up chicks."
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why do girls call it a orgasm
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:11 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2009 2:26 am
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why do girls call it a orgasm?
because its to hard to spell ohmyfreakkinglordyesputitindeeperdeeperpleaseuhavetoohmygodcumplease
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Bad Mother
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 1:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 10:59 am
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There was a mother sitting at home with her 3 . Her first comes up to her and says "mommy, why did you name me petal?" Mother replies "because when you were born a petal fell on your head”
Her second comes up to their mother and says “mommy, why did you name me leaf?” Mother replies “because when you were born a leaf fell on your head”
Then the mothers comes up to their mother says “ aawwwwwnaaaaaahhaaakkeeegaahawww”…..and everyone says.. “SHUT UP FRIDGE”!!!!
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What makes a good lover
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Posted:Oct 4, 2008 7:20 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2011 1:00 am
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A really open question I suppose.
I dont want to talk about what i like and what I am like, as i beleive to classify yourself a certain way is a little arrogant.
Anyways.
Does a good lover start with the visual aspect. I find many people I speak to are intersted in seeing a picture within minutes of talking to someone. Does this mean they are superficial, hell you may not be a model, but a great lover.
Some think personality is the key. A good lover is receptive to listening, talking and discusssing sex with the partner. But if you dont get past the visual aspect, then this you would never find out.
Is it actual performance in bed that counts?
Does pounding the pavewalk so to speak for 1 hour make you a good lover, or does that mean you are a good stayer. Does having ultimate foreplay comlement this or does forewplay alone make you a good lover.
Not saying that one is right or one is wrong, just an open thought, happy to hear comments if you so wish to add a reply.
Thanks... Mark.
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