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20 years with my wife 4/6/2009 A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared t 0 Comments, 178 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Ugly Guy 3/24/2009 An extremely ugly man was sitting in a bar having a drink with his friend, who is his polar opposite. In fact, he may be the most handsome man in town. The two of them are discussing a beauti 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Value For Money 3/24/2009 A Chinese man arranges for a to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the windo 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Heaven and Hell 3/22/2009 Jeff and Mike were in an accident and killed instantly. Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. "Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, "We 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Fireman 3/21/2009 A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just can't wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station. "Honey!" he says, "you're not going 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chalk It Up To Experience 3/21/2009 There are these two friends, Dwayne and Eddie. One evening, they`re in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to t 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Observation 3/20/2009 A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to co 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pass The Tequila 3/20/2009 Pancho is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hel 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Her First Hand Job 3/18/2009 A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. < 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Flea 3/17/2009 A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea frien 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At The Pearly Gates 3/17/2009 Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to h 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Open Wide 3/17/2009 There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he t 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Matchmaker 3/15/2009 Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Cohen, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word a 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Farmer In The Bar 3/15/2009 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you ju 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Housemates 3/12/2009 These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time. The first o 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The New Bride 3/11/2009 Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?" 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Drunken Date 3/11/2009 A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Moles 3/9/2009 There was a popa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They all lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Popa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mo 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Air Force Man 3/6/2009 There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. He decided that surgery was the only way to deal with the problem. Three Air Force doctors and one Air F 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Girls Drinking 3/5/2009 Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Medical Student 3/3/2009 There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Blind Carpenter 3/2/2009 A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a job." The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, "If you're blind, how can you wor 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Florida Beach 3/1/2009 Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Alligator Bet 3/1/2009 A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Penis Enlargement 2/27/2009 Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles ar 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Boob Job 2/27/2009 There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a me 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Trouble In The Garden 2/25/2009 Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights running, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women, " she said accusingly. "You 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Bull Auction 2/25/2009 This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the country on a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctione 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Trouble At Home 2/25/2009 Things are bad at home, She says she is sick of me! Football, Rugby, Cricket, Racing, always sport on the telly. Anyway, I booked a table for two last night to try and patch things up. By 9 O'clock th 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lawyer Joke 2/23/2009 Two lawyers are leaving the office one day. "I can't wait to get home, " says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, The first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties right off." 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes |
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