So I guess you scrolled down here because you want to know if you'd be able to introduce me to your friends. Well let's see, I can make conversation on any topic and I get along with just about everyone. I'm fun. If your friends want to go dancing, I'll be the guy that drags you onto the dance floor without hesitation. If they want to go drinking, then you'll find out about my love for tequila. On a completely unrelated note, I've gotten pretty good at drunk texting... I guess you're also interested in seeing if you'd be able to introduce me to your parents...To pay the bills, I work with alot of older angry men. You can probably guess by this job description that I drive a sweet car (Toyota) and have my own house (apartment) as well as a cottage (this is a complete lie). I do have my degree in chemical engineering and would say my sh*tis firmly placed in the "together" position.