I am not going to waste your time rambling on about my live of football, punk rock, and working out because you probably don’t care. Instead I’ll only discuss my main interest which is bring pleasure to women! I guess you can say my skills at giving woman screaming orgasms have been perfected. Send me a massage and I will show you.

My Ideal Person Vacancy: An adventurous babe for a mad genius to conduct experiment. You are required to use my paraphernalia in stiletto high heels. You must be willing to work extra hours and speak in tongues when I do carry out my practical sessions.