Did anyone else take way too long trying to figure out what to write here? I wonder if anyone aside from me actually reads the profile text? Well, I’m gonna assume that they do and do my best to describe myself in an objective manner. I’m 37, but have the sense of humor and sex drive of a ager. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I’m pretty easygoing and enjoy a variety of activities. I’m an educated professional and I’ve pretty much got my act together. Job, House, Car, check, check, check. I believe in treating people as I’d like to be treated and always strive to be a gentleman (Thanks mom and dad!). I’m also probably the first per ever to give their parents a shout out on an adult “social media” site, better call the people at Guiness. (The beer manufacturers and/or the world record people, both would be fine by me). Let’s see, what do people want to know about me? Well, physically I’ve got a Dad bod, but I am a Dad, so I’ve earned it. I notice a lot of people on here are looking for BBC. If you’re in that category then probably best to hit the back button now. However, if you’re looking for a SAAWC then pull up a chair and let’s chat! There are 3 things in life that I absolutely love. My s, my job and getting down. I’ve got the first two under control, that last bit is where you come in. Ideally, I’m looking for more than just a hookup. It’d be great to make a good friend in the process. The downside to working full time and being a single dad is that I Haven’t had a lot of time to go out and meet people in the wild, so here we are! Sexually, I have a huge sex drive and enjoy a wide variety of types and activities. I’d like to be more adventurous, it’s been quite some time since I’ve tried anything new. Random sex fact about me: I absolutely love squirters! They’re like the holy grail of sexual partners. If you happen to possess this particular female superpower, you should definitely message me. For the more experienced users of this site, I’ve got some questions... How is it that out of state people show up in my searches if I have the distance setting set to within 50 miles of me? Does that mean that they live somewhere else and they’re currently in my general area? Also, why is it that overnight I get flooded with profile views and flirts from people in Asia? Does AFF have some sort of backroom deal with the Chinese tourism board or something? And what is up with all of the obviously fake profiles of people who state that they’re looking to get married or find their soulmate and they always ask for your phone number in their initial message? Anyone else wondered about any of these things? Anyway, thanks for reading! Hoping to chat with some interesting people, make some friends and maybe even actually get to *gasp* meet someone in per!