you can now buy AFF after their IPO on 5/12/11 Dear AFF, did you delete my,, The Hunt for Miss red october picture because it is a statue? _________________________________ Twenty Leagues Under Treacherous Waves In A Scalawagin' Sea Of Soylent Green A Voluptuous Voodooin' Blue Meanie Cursed Our "merMaiden" Voyage In A Swashbucklin' Jamaican Submarine We All Live In A Yellow Submarine,, Yellow Submarine,, __________________________________ And Now, An Important Message For Altar Boys and Vestal Virgins: All Of My Music Videos Are G Rated and (after all the scandals) available to anyone wanting to be a friend, __________________________________ Hilary Clinton asked ."Schmooky-Pookie,, why don't you ask me to make love as much as you used to?" Bill replied."Honey-bunny, I just don't want to put any pressure on you. I am always ready for the best hanky-panky, nookie-wookie with you any time, day or night,as you wish, Buttercup." She says,"But,cuddly-wuddly, its nice to be asked." Pitter-Patter went my heart as I asked,"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky-Winky? Do you want to make whoopee now, Tootsie-wootsy?" She replied,"Are you ding me,lovey-dovey? A new episode of Grey's McDreamy's Anatomy starts in five minutes!" ________________________________ __________________________________

My Ideal Person I arranged a blind date for my divorced Father with a lovely lady that I saw on Fuckspace.com - Sex Dating / Swinger Community. He rented a limo and after lunch went to a fancy-schmancy furrier.

"Show her your most expensive mink coat" Pops said.

The whipper-snapper goes,"Hubba-hubba, Doesn't your sugar-burger look great in it?"

Dad replies,"I'll write you a check."
The hippie-dippy salesdude goes,"Far Out Man, you can pick it up on Monday after your groovy check has cleared."
When he returned on Monday, the hoity-toity owner said,"Your check bounced!"
Pa goes,"Yea,sorry, I knew that would happen but I wanted to thank you for the best weekend in my life."

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Nearly Headless Nick eyeballs Harry Potter in a menage a trois with Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger.
Nick shouts out,"BaZINGga,,look at Harry's wand." Ginny goes,"Darn tootin' it ain't wiggity wack. I love to do razzle-dazzle tricks with his nine and three-quarters!"

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How do you get a raggle-taggle Jazz Keyboardist off your front porch? Just pay the ninny-winny for the pizza.

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During a routine physical, My Doctor said "You have to stop masturbating", I asked "Why, Doc"?, She replies,"Because I have to examine you now".

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On my self-produced CD, which will only turn gold if miraculously touched by King Midas, we cover classics like Herbie Hancock's Maiden Voyage and Doctor Drew's Sexy VH1 Theme Song, plus some original RazzMaTazz.

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In case you don't know,, Natural Viagra alternatives include Sesame Seeds, Asian Ginseng, Ginger, Ginkgo Biloba,Cocoa powder, Walnuts, Watermelon and Garlic (Most Vampy Creatures of the Night recommend capsules)
A Doctor Oz tip for women over 40, Some moisturizing, extra virgin olive oil on your Perineum, after showering, will greatly increase elasticity,,(Oprah says it's below your va-j-j.)

Feel free to contact me.

Mickey Mouse replies to the Judge, "No, Your Honor, I don't think my hoochie-coochie wife is insane. I said I wanted to divorce Minnie because she is fuckin' Daffy And Goofy!"

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Why did Heidi Fleiss' one-story bordello make more money than the Mayflower Madam's two-story brothel?
Because Heidi's cathouse had no fuckin' overhead.

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For whom it may concern: The ONLY Authorized Profile Reproduction is for use as a soundtrack for National Football League Highlight films.

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When I was an itty-bitty boy
My quite contrary Fairy-Godmama gave me a teeny-weeny-toy
Blazing blue balls on a silly-willy string
Wanna dilly-dally with my dandy ding-a-ling? lol
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On behalf of "normal" guys, please accept my apology for the website's cowardly bullies, that would insult their own mother if they could do so anonymously. Disrespecting people makes these losers feel important because it's probably the most creative thing they have ever done.

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