I tell others a lot about myself, rarely is it true but that's what makes it an adventure. Also, my dick is like a painting in a motel room in that it's hung slightly crooked and has seen awful things. WARNING: Any per or institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person Not the idiot who designed this website back in '92.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Tucky McTuckerston and the Penis Tuckers.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Fuckin' that Goddamn cat across the street.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
As long as we both hate each other in every way, I'm good.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Bill Cosby, but that one came true.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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