My last profile is now resting in peace. So i am back again for more punishment. You would think i would learn, but i dont. Looking for fun at the moment, with a male, female, or couple. Basically just whoever interests me the most. If i get with a couple, dont expect your man to get any, id be more interested in exploring with the female. His is more than welcome to be there, i just wont be looking to hookup with him. Im actually a very very laid back per, if i seem bitter, its only because i get 30 emails a day from 40-50 yr old males offering me free moustache rides.

My Ideal Person Since this is my second shot at this, i have a few rules that will help me out alot if people who are going to contact me could follow.

1. No single males over 40, i wont even open the email, nothing personal, just not looking to get freaky with a guy over twice my age.

2. If you are a couple that wont get together unless i hookup with the male, because "it wouldnt be fair to him if i didnt", then save us both alot of time and look somewhere else.

3. I get a ridiculous ammount of mail, so if you dont include a pic, theres a 95% chance i wont even open it up.

4. Any emails that include how good you are at eatting pussy will get you automatically blocked, if i even see it on your profile i will probably block you. I dont mean to sound like a bitch, but i find it amazing how every guy on the internet is a master at eatting pussy. Yet in the real world, i have yet to find a guy that even has a clue.

5. If you more than one state away from me, dont email me. Im not on here to find a pen pal. I want to chat with people that actually want to meet. So all your guys in Cali that find the need to write, find something else to do with your time.

Im sure ill be adding more rules soon, but off the top of my head this was all i could come up with. So if you can follow these rules, go ahead and get ahold of me, especially if you are a couple.

-----------------BIG UPDATE---------------------

I have a fan club and i couldn't be more x-cited

from Nikkshen:
For being how ugly you are, you sure are a demanding cunt!

from mtkaboater:
I don't even know you and I wouldn't normally even waste my time, but your profile is almost offensive. You're a bitch and a cunt and now I know why you are alone looking at this shit again.

Wish i had nothing better to do with my time then send harassing emails.........wait, no i dont

-----------------July 31st update------------------

Have update in quite a while so thought id just put down a couple quick things.

-If you expect me to take the time to read your email, at least take the time to write me one!! Dont sent the the obviously copy and pasted email that you send to every female profile you come across.
Example- "Hey there, great pic!! I think we have alot in common. We should get together sometime and see if we click"

-Uncut guys. Sorry, i just cant do it. If you are uncut, there are alot of other women on that site that can do it. There are probably some that are really into that. I, unfortunately, am not one of those people.

-I recently had a very unpleasnant experience with a couple from this site. I have nothing bad to say about the female, who is young and smokin' hot. But the male is an older, pushy, for lack of a better word, cockbite! I can only assume she is with him because he is loaded, there is no other explaination. But in the future if i do meet up with a couple and we have guideline with discuss before we meet up, i will appreciate that those guidelines be followed. As im sure they will, as i really havent had any other problems with the other people from this site. To make a long story longer, if i meet with a couple and only agree to girl/girl action, please dont let the husband try to tag himself in like its a tag team wrestling match.

-If i accept your invitation to be in your network, PLEASE dont send me an email saying "You added me to my network, but now you wont answer my emails??". If i add you to my network, its probably because i was too lazy that day to go through all the invitations and pick accept or decline.

-If you are a couple or a single female and you email me, i will more than likely get back to you. It make take a few days or a week, but im not on a whole lot. So dont think im blowing you off, i just have poor time management skills!