Short and sweet (not me, the description) i'm 5'11" (not short). But i can be sweet, but more 'sweet as a nut' than sweet as honey. I love eating pussy. I like to laugh long and often and see the funny side of most things. I enjoy learning new things and having new experiences. I love eating pussy. I'm honest and forthright. I work for myself mainly at weekends so can only meet up during the week. I like to take control in the bedroom and i love eating pussy. I like wine, conversation, bloody mary's, pizza 'n' beer, movies, friends, humour, walking, Oh and did i say i love eating pussy?

My Ideal Person You really need to have a sense of humour and like your G-spot being massaged... friends first, crazy monkey love second. I don't count anything out as it tends to block what may happen and i'm open to anything. However... Preferably you are single (or at least available during the week) and you are over 40 (ask me why). I'm not a 'sizeist' but i prefer size 8-14 (a little extra padding). You believe that the mind is the most erotic organ and you like to flirt. You are passionate and have a sense of adventure.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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